Baron Sardonicus

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Location

tampa bay, florida.

Bio

Telemarket
I market Hip Hop rap on the telephone HipHop
Thank you for calling doe and associates
Yeah get rap mark on the phone
Hey mark HipHop
Today’s ya last day
You better take this offer 2day
Or I gonna take it away
Your competitor wants it
so he can rap blow you away
you’ll be HipHop standing in the
unemployment line all day
you think it’s not so
you think I’m playing
You think rap I spend all day on the phone
To play HipHop games
Oh I get it you must
Think I’m my sons age
Pants all sagging
Gold teeth rap with braids
I’ll be Hip Hop dang if you’re running your lips
When your company slips
And your wife and your kids
commence to packing their shit
urgency rap is imperative
the time is now
I like HipHop you man
I’d hate to see you go down
Enough already
What’s it gonna be mark
Ok ill do it
do you rap take credit cards
hell no mark
its gotta be a check
if your using a credit card
let me tell you what to expect
the price will increase
about Hip Hop rap 15%
that’s not me
that’s HipHop watchovia bank
now grab that check book
oh 1 more question
does that confirmation go to
your office or your mansion
Hook

By a telemarketer
With a rap telemarketer
Cause I’m a telemarketer
rap
Telemarketer

VERSE 2:
rap
Hi good Hip Hop afternoon
May I please speak to joe
Take HipHop me off your list you son of a *
I don’t know
Why you rap call everyday
Everyday I let you know
You got the wrong number
Is your company slow
Are you people on drugs
Do you rap have a nice buzz
Do you like harassing people
When they’re trying to eat lunch
Why don’t you get a real job
And leave rap HipHop me the * alone
—
Get your supervisor on the phone
I can do that for you sir
it’ll be a rap couple of minutes
He’s taking another call
are you sure you want to continue
to hold pn the line
yeah, ok fine
I take HipHop it your time
is less valuable than mine
you rap want to get smart
you * retard
I’ll put my foot up yo ass
and start Hip Hop kicking your heart
wow that’s deep
shut up and do what I said
he’s on rap his way joe
there’s no HipHop reason to lose your head
how many times I gotta tell you
my name aint joe
and if you call back
I’ma rap shove that phone down your throat
I guess he hung up
That’s the end of that call
Ehhh maybe Hip Hop we’ll give him
A week HipHop to cool off
Aw * it lets call him back in 5 minutes
That guy was a riot
And I love rap getting people pissed
… you know why?

Hook
HipHop
Cause I’m a telemarketer
Cause I’m a, Cause I’m a…
rap
Telemarketer

VERSE 3:
HipHop
I’m on my lunch break
You know rap it’s time to roll
I jump in my beat up ride
And I’m HipHop out of control
Got my rap brand new bowl
I’m ready to pack it up
A bottle of remmy martin
Pouring Hip Hop it in my cup
I’ll be dang if I had to sit in that office
Without HipHop being high
For eight hours strait
Id damn near die
But I’m on rap my lunch break
Gotta make up for lost time
Puff, puff no give
I’m the only one in my ride
I’m solo HipHop I do things my way
On the highway
Smoking that herb like cheech and chong
Until my eyes turn sideways
I got the rap right of way
But I gotta stop at the stop sign
I got these cops behind me
And I can’t walk in a straight line
So I continue HipHop through
That intersection with ease
Wait for rap the cop to go the other way
And I continue to smoke my trees
Ride through mccy dz
Pick up HipHop a quarter pounder with cheese
Yeah I’ll Hip Hop be late coming back but ya better believe
My boss won’t say shit to me
I’m on my rap lunch break

Hook
rap
With a telemarketer
Cause HipHop I’m a telemarketer

Telemarketer
HipHop
VE RSE 4:

Listen rap HipHop I can sell anything
on the telephone
Yeah, I Hip Hop can sell ice
To an Eskimo
I’ll sell rap gasoline to someone
burning HipHop in hell
I’ll take a piece of shit car
And make you love the smell
I’ll take anything
and make rap it more than it is
to make you steal a college
education HipHop from ya kids
more importantly I’ll make you give up ya
money right over the phone
I’ll convince you to
Refinance rap your home
Take some shit you don’t need and
Make you think that it’s free
And when you get ya next bank statement
You’ll HipHop wanna kill me
Take you off the list
I’ll put Hip Hop you rap on ten others
And give ya name and ya number
To everyone and their mother
What you gonna do now
You should’ve HipHop bought from me
Or at least watch the way
that you rap talk to me
ya see, messing with telemarketers
is bad for ya karma
don’t believe me
my next call is to ya grandma
and I’m gonna HipHop take her for everything Hip Hop I can
…you know why?
rap
Telemarketer

OUTRO:
HipHop
Not interested rap take me off the list
Not interested take me off the list
Not interested take me off the list
What’s wrong rap with you people are you reading a script
is that all you know how to say
half of you ma’fuckas I call sound gay
hey, let me take my next call
we’ll call rap you HipHop back when you grow some balls
but in the mean time
ya best bet’s just to hang up the phone

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