I Kissed a Squirrel

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This is very hard to understand.
Not really easy.
This is about a trip I planned.
It sounds kinda cheesy.
It’s not that I’m used to,
Hunting squirrels in the woods.
Just needed to do,
Something that makes me feel good.

I kissed a squirrel,
And I killed it.
It just ruined my freakin’ picnic.
I kissed a squirrel,
Just to try it.
Hope my girlfriend don’t find it.
I felt so bad.
I felt so good.
I really did all I could.
I kissed a squirrel,
And I killed it.
I killed it.

Yeah, I know I’m the one to blame.
And, I’m really sorry.
You were the one I could tame.
And go on safaris.???
It’s not what, big boys do.
Not what they should be doing.
I get so confused.
Not sure of who I’m screwing.

I kissed a squirrel,
And I killed it.
It just ruined my freakin’ picnic.
I kissed a squirrel,
Just to try it.
Hope my girlfriend don’t find it.
I felt so bad.
I felt so good.
I really did all I could.
I kissed a squirrel,
And I killed it.
I killed it.

You squirrels, you are so magical.
Grey hair, brown nuts, so bangable.
Hard to resist, so lovable.
So hard to fight it.
It’s not my fault, it’s inhumane.

I kissed a squirrel,
And I killed it.
It just ruined my freakin’ picnic.
I kissed a squirrel,
Just to try it.
Hope my girlfriend don’t find it.
I felt so bad.
I felt so good.
I really did all I could.
I kissed a squirrel,
And I killed it.
I killed it.

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Amber said

omfg so stupid its funny


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