Donny Papermaker Santa Rap

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Donny Papermaker Santa Rap Lyrics & Chords

This a Santa Claus Rap
For all you Santa Claus cats
Packin Santa Claus gats
under your Santa Claus Hats

Santa Clause catch em talkin Santa Claus smack
Pull out a Santa Claus Strap
Let off a Santa Claus Brrrat!

Twas the night before my hit list
All up in the mansion
Egg Nog, virgin
I’m on my Richard Branson

Smokin on a blitzon
passin it to prancer
passin it to vixon
passin it to dancer

back to my agenda
bought to break and enter
comin down your chimeny so i don’t set off the sensors

Why you think they call me slick nick?
Pushin weight out the fireplace I move around bricks

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Ridin dirty in the sleigh
Comet pack a 4-5th
Santa Claus pull back
Santa Claus clap quick

Fillin up your stockings
with holes from the Baretta
Keep your milk and cookies
cause I’m all about my cheddar

Block call me Clarance cause I’m givin out wings
Box of matches
Santa deck halls with Gasoline

I’m mean
I don’t even like little kids
And Mrs. Claus is the Gingerbread House Witch

((CHORUS))

Crunk up off that swiss miss
mixed with a little bit of Crys, miss
In and out your house without a witness

This kid’s
all up on my fitness
Runnin from the law
I aint goin back to prison

Rudolf on the rooftop
flashin me the signal
5-0 on the way
tryna play Chris Cringle

Hangin from the shingles
Santa raingutter with it
Cops pull up
Pull the 9 up out my Fitted and grip it

((CHORUS))

Now it’s poppin off like some bubblewrap
Damn, I gotta do somethin
So I bust a couple caps

Man Down!
“Santa tell your men to stand down”
Not a chance! I’m out for the loot, hands down!

Don’t Shoot!
But it was too late damn
Rudolf caught a bullet to the chest plate, man….

Neighbors comin out the house
One shouts
“Take him down!
Look at you done did right now!”

Shot to the booty
drop to my knees
“FREEZE SANTA
K now, u gotta step the sleigh now "

My glove compartments locked
so is my truck with the sack
and I know my rights so you gon’ need a warrant for that

((CHORUS))

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