Katy Perry - "Last Friday Night" PARODY (Last Twilight)

Katy Perry - "Last Friday N... Lyrics & Chords

A parody/spoof of Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” based on Stephanie Meyer’s “Twilight” Saga. Created by TheLadyLeBanon (music), BaptismOnFire (vocals/lyrics), original song by Katy Perry. This is a parody so under fair-use.

LYRICS:
Have you heard the news?
Edward or Jacob, I can’t choose
Won’t stop reading till I yawn
Twilight up to Breaking Dawn
His name is Edward Cullen
He sparkles in the sun and
He’s good at climbing trees
He makes fan girls OMG!
But being in Team Jacob wouldn’t really hurt
Like in “New Moon” when he takes off his shirt
(Damn….)

Chorus:
Last Twilight,
Bella moved to forks,
And met up with a corpse
They have a child in the 4th
Last Twilight,
Edward saved her from a car
And glittered like Ke$ha
It was really quite bizarre
Last Twilight,
Fan girls filled up cinemas
To watch gloomy film stars
For a couple of hours
Last Twilight,
Fans poured in like a flood,
As Edward tried to suck her Blu, Blu, Blu, Blood.
And next Twilight,
I’ll watch it all again
Like last Twilight,
I’ll read it all again

It’s a book by Stephanie Meyer,
About a wolf and a vampire,
A story that many heart’s desire,
And a parody by YouTube user BaptismOnFire
Bella loves Edward though he’s cold and blue,
And this is spoof so Katy Perry don’t sue!
Later Edward and Bella get much nearer,
But unlike MJ, Edward can’t see a man in the mirror
He’s so pale and as white as Casper,
And he’s got two brothers called Emmet and Jasper.
Bella realised Edward’s a vampire, and they had a chat,
To which they replied Well, fangcy that!
……you get it? Fangcy that instead of fancy that because he’s a vampire, vampires have fangs, no?
sigh ……I got nothing

(Chorus)

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